He was collected with a strange smile while intermittently making motorboat sounds.
My husband traveled for work every week and what's a horny girl to do? Look, you see all the rest of these porn chicks running around trying to sell you on this and trying to sell you on that.
See what it can really do.
Call the President, alert the Army, assemble the National Guard! This video is pretty damn good if I may say so myself.
The promise is going to have to be broken though.